National Awards Clearinghouse
Statement of Award
Benefits & Eligibility
YOU ARE HEREBY DIRECTED TO READ THE TYPED STATEMENT BELOW
FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS: COMPLETE ATTACHED FORM 1080, ENCLOSE FEE, AND MAIL IMMEDIATELY.
Would an introduction like this make you want to stand up and salute?
UPON YOUR VALID SUBMISSION OF FORM 1080 (ATTACHED), YOU WILL BE FORWARDED FULL AND COMPLETE ELEGIBILITY FOR THE SUM OF NO LESS THAN $196,103.11 (IN CASH)...
...enclose a Document Handling Fee of US$26.00.
So what have you won? From the fine print: "The cash award eligibilities consist of the disbursement of various opportunities for fully vested eligibility to win over US$196,103.11 in cash awards." We don't know either.
We understand the next bit. "Occasionally we make our mailing list available to reputable companies and organisations whose products or services may be of interest to you."
We think you haven't won US$196,000, regardless of what the form says on the front